We already love you now come live with us!!

Are you stuck with plans to come to the GREATEST CITY ON THE PLANET this coming month and have nowhere to call your own yet? Are you open minded, motivated by life, and ready to embrace the galactic tendrils of destiny to produce the greatest work the Nethersphere has ever seen??? Do you like music that moves you and can you dance? Do you FUCKING LOVE CATS?? WE HAVE A ROOM FOR YOU. We are three Pratt graduates traversing Brooklyn into the end-all of creative neighborhoods, Bushwick. Exploring every medium and practice we will relentlessly pursue projects until captured, shredded, eaten and destroyed. We are looking for a roommate with the tenacity of a rabid velociraptor to not only live alongside us but LIVE WITH US. We are WEIRD, but not like... weird ya know? We are practically naked most the time, make noises that sometimes become words, and embrace the unexplored. Meet the Cats: Charlie - Film maker extraordinaire, creator of moving images, french, destroyer of charcoal, and lighter of fire, will be occupying the master bedroom with his partner in crime... Kylie - Photographer, unicorn master, blood stained hair and eater of leaves will be keeping the french filmie in check. Simon - Earth bender, wielder of graphite, and four pointed square-squid will be dwelling in the back room next to yours. Noodle - Destroyer of Worlds, fur-clad miniature beast, feline, Lord of Hugs, will be found sleeping under the skylight. Your room is open for three months in an apartment that is straight up the SHIT. Two full bathrooms, brand new stainless steel appliances, HUGE living space illuminated by an equally HUGE skylight, rooftop access, in house washer and dryer, blocks from the L, J, Z, and C trains, grocery and shops two blocks away on Broadway, LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU NEED. We spent a lot of time searching for the BEST place and this is it. You will have your own private room with lock and key, that comes with a huge closet to hide all the bodies AND room has personal CENTRAL HEATING unit to keep warm while doing so! For $900 a month this is the best deal you will find, ever. Utilities not included. Last chunk of info: Your room is available for three months, but that stay could end up being longer should our other partner in life end up bailing on us. We want this to be as best a living situation for both you AND us. Someone working or studying within the arts would be preferred, but as stated before we are open to anything so long as you are driven to be doing your best at whatever it is you love. Positive and creative energy are what we seek. Help us help you have an awesome winter in NYC. So when you respond to this post (because you WILL respond to this post) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE actually tell us about yourself and why you think you're the one who should be dancing under the moonlight with us. We look forward to hearing back from you!